Me and my bestest girl finished our chores and got in a pretty decent run this beautiful Independence Day.
Sinatra: Why are you putting milk on the building?
Me: It isn’t milk, it’s paint.
Sinatra: Is it yummy?
Me: Nope- it would make you sick.
Sinatra: Why are you putting it on the building?
Me: So it will make the building look better and last longer.
Sinatra: Can you put some on me?
Me: No way! You are beautiful just the way you are.
Sinatra: I want to last longer too.
Me: If we keep doing what we’re doing I think we’ll be just fine.
Sinatra: Good, but maybe I should put some on you just in case. You look kinda bad.
Me: I’m fine.
Sinatra: Nah, let me just slap a little on your hair, it’s been getting a little lighter lately.
Me: No, I’m good really. It’s probably your fault anyway.
Sinatra: Don’t put that evil on me Ricky Bobby!
Me:💀💀
Running tunes were brought to us by Kurt Vile. #coolrunningswithsinatra #runningthepeake #huskypainter #bassackwards