November 2, 2019

Sinatra: Pro tip: whiskey makes YOU slow.
Me: Yeah, thanks. I’m aware.
Sinatra: Did everyone have fun at my party?
Me: Your party? I think they did, it was nice.
Sinatra: Good. I looked but I couldn’t find my presents this morning.
Me: I don’t think those were for you.
Sinatra: Well that’s strange. I’m sure they said To: Sinatra on them.
Me: You can’t read.
Sinatra: True. But I’m still pretty sure they were for me.
Me: Because everything is yours?
Sinatra: I wasn’t going to say it but I’m glad you know.
Me: You’re hilarious.
Sinatra: Oh, are we doing comedy? I wasn’t trying to.
Me: Ok. By the way, you were very well behaved last night. I’m proud of you.
Sinatra: Thanks, I wish I could say the same for you mister whiskey man.
Me: You can stop any time.
Sinatra: I’ll be here all week buddy!