November 17, 2019

Sinatra: Your fantasy team isn’t doing very great.
Me: Thanks for the observation.
Sinatra: I can help you know?
Me: Oh yeah- whatcha think I should do next?
Sinatra: Well, you need to trade somebody to Linda for McCaffrey.
Me: She’s not going to trade him!
Sinatra: Let me talk to her. I bet I can convince her.
Me: She’s 10-0. She’s not moving anyone unless she has to.
Sinatra: Yeah, you’re probably right. Hmmmm.
Me: What else you got?
Sinatra: I think its time to start looking at the possibility that you won’t make the playoffs.
Me: What a pal.
Sinatra: I just think it would ease your disappointment. It’s ok, you’re still a winner cause you got me.
Me: Thanks buddy.
Sinatra: Next year let me help you draft.