November 21, 2019

Me: I hear you’ve been doing some light reading.
Sinatra: Huh? Hey how about the sun coming up this morning? Wasn’t it just beautiful?
Me: Tell me about the book.
Sinatra: And the nerve of those geese this morning!
Me: C’mon now- the book?
Sinatra: I must say, you are looking snazzy in those running pants.
Me: They are compression sleeves. You know who that book belongs to don’t you?
Sinatra: Is she really mad?
Me: She’s not thrilled. Why’d you chew it up?
Sinatra: I just wanted to get a sense of the accuracy.
Me: And?
Sinatra: Its not even about dogs!
Me: Yeah. You could have just asked.
Sinatra: I was bored too.
Me: There it is.
Sinatra: What?
Me: You are a furry mess.
Sinatra: Yep- I’m your furry mess. You lucky dog you.