December 21, 2019

Me: So I heard you and Luna got into a little spat while we were gone.
Sinatra: I wouldn’t call it a spat. She just got upset with me.
Me: Oh yeah, why?
Sinatra: Well, I dug up one of her bones, and she wasn’t happy that I found it. She told me I couldn’t do it, and I was like, yes I can, and she was like, no you can’t. So she dared me to. So I did.
Me: I see. Maybe you should have just left it alone,
Sinatra: But that’s no fun. Plus, she dared me.
Me: And you couldn’t let that go?
Sinatra: Heck no! Husky dares are not to be taken lightly.
Me: Oh?
Sinatra: Yeah, hoomans wouldn’t understand. You basically have to take a husky dare or turn in your husky card.
Me: Sounds pretty serious.
Sinatra: It is. We don’t mess around. See, watch: I dare you to give me that leftover bacon up there.
Me: *Eats bacon* I’m not a husky.
Sinatra: That’s the meanest thing you’ve ever done.