March 7, 2020

Me: Sorry dude, just not really feeling this one today.
Sinatra: It’s probably because you and Linda spent all day digging in the back yard.
Me: Maybe so.
Sinatra: People are going to start wondering if you’re putting in a pool.
Me: Nope, not right now, but maybe one day.
Sinatra: I don’t know why you guys get to dig but I can’t.
Me: Because our digging leads to a finished product.
Sinatra: So does mine.
Me: A tunnel to China is not a good project.
Sinatra: How about Australia?
Me: No tunnels.
Sinatra: You really are a downer.
Me: No, I just hate stepping into those ankle breakers you create.
Sinatra: Fine. I will try to not dig so deep.
Me: How about not at all?
Sinatra: Would you ask a fish not to swim, or a bird not to fly?
Me: It’s not even close to the same.
Sinatra: Would you ask a cow to stop mooing?
Me: I see we are getting nowhere.
Sinatra: Not at that pace we aren’t…….