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Sinatra: Your fantasy team isn’t doing very great. Me: Thanks for the observation. Sinatra: I can help you know? Me: Oh yeah- whatcha think I should do next? Sinatra: Well, you need to trade somebody to Linda for McCaffrey. Me: She’s not going to trade him! Sinatra: Let me talk to her. I bet IContinue reading “November 17, 2019”

Sinatra: This wind is super awesome! Me: My face disagrees. Sinatra: I feel so free! This is the weather of my peoples. Me: I guess it is. Sinatra: Hey! Why are we cutting it short? Me: Cause I have to get back and get ready to play a fundraiser, and I thought we would tryContinue reading “November 16, 2019”

Sinatra: Pro tip: whiskey makes YOU slow. Me: Yeah, thanks. I’m aware. Sinatra: Did everyone have fun at my party? Me: Your party? I think they did, it was nice. Sinatra: Good. I looked but I couldn’t find my presents this morning. Me: I don’t think those were for you. Sinatra: Well that’s strange. I’mContinue reading “November 2, 2019”

Sinatra: Hey, today is Linda’s birthday isn’t it? Me: Yep! Sinatra: What did we get her? Me: Can’t tell you or you’ll tell her. Sinatra: Its a well known fact that huskies are excellent secret keepers. Me: I think you just made that up. Just now. Sinatra: Google it. Me: Google can’t find anything aboutContinue reading “November 1, 2019”

Sinatra: What does coffee taste like? Me: Goodness. Sinatra: Well I like goodness, maybe I should try it. Me: I don’t think you need the caffeine. Sinatra: What’s caffeine. Me: Goodness. Sinatra: Ummm… well gimme! Me: Nah, you’re hyped up enough already. It would send you over the edge I think. Sinatra: I like livingContinue reading “October 30, 2019”

Sinatra: What’s your favorite movie? Me: Well, I have 2. Field of Dreams and Young Guns. Sinatra: Nice. I think mine is probably the whole Harry Potter series. Me: Really? I figured it would be an animal movie. Sinatra: Well, there aren’t any great animal actors you know. CGI doesn’t count and Harry Potter hasContinue reading “October 26, 2019”

Me: So tell me what happened to your face? Sinatra: How was your gig last night? Me: Fine, and your face? Sinatra: Wanna hear a joke? Me: Nope- tell me what happened to your face though. Sinatra: Interesting story. Me: Go on. Sinatra: So, Linda was dying the other hoomans hair last night and theyContinue reading “October 25, 2019”

Sinatra: So I had a funny thought this morning. Me: Let’s hear it. Sinatra: What if, there’s a planet out there somewhere, where the hoomans were in charge and the puppies were pets. Me: Ummmm. 🧐 Sinatra: I know it’s crazy, but stay with me. You know how I teach you how to keep throwing theContinue reading “October 24, 2019”

Sinatra: So our other hooman gets here tomorrow? Me: Yep- are you excited? Sinatra: Oh yeah- I bet she can’t wait to give me all the scritches! Me: I’m sure she’s on the edge of her seat. Sinatra: I bet it’s really lonely without me. Me: Sure is. Sinatra: WOW, so what do all theContinue reading “October 23, 2019”