Cool Runnings With Sinatra

Sinatra: Why is that hooman throwing trash in the driveways?

Me: It’s not trash, it’s the newspaper.

Sinatra: Oh. What’s a newspaper?

Me: People read it to find out news, read comics, get coupons, and even find jobs.

Sinatra: But can’t they just do that on the internets?

Me: Sure, but reading is fun and it’s nice to ‘unplug’ and free your mind some.

Sinatra: Should I learn how to read so I can ‘unplug’?

Me: Hmmmm. Are you feeling too connected?

Sinatra: Yeah, maybe it’s just my leash. How bout you just unhook me and let me free my mind some?

Me: You just want to chase that squirrel don’t you?

Sinatra: He looks tired. I just want to read to him till he takes a dirt nap.

Me:😬

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Sinatra: Today my hooman did a pretty decent job not slowing me down too much. I think he likes his new running pants. It was dark out so we got to wear our running lights. We look like Christmas trees running down the sidewalk, and all my friends are jealous when we go by their houses. I try to keep all the goosers out of our path but there are always so many! Don’t even get me started on those squirrels! Anyway, it was a good morning, and I’ll get a good nap so we can play when he brings the little hooman home after work.

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Sinatra: I think the pants are helping you a little.

Me: They aren’t pants, they’re compression sleeves.

Sinatra: Well, whatever they are they help a little.

Me: Why do you say that?

Sinatra: Cause you didn’t slow me down as much today.

Me:😐

Sinatra: Maybe I should get some pants.

Me: They aren’t pants!

Sinatra: Roll Tide.

Me: Roll Tide.

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Sinatra: It’s kinda hot to run in pants isn’t it?

Me: They’re compression sleeves not pants, and they’re supposed to help with shin splints.

Sinatra: Oh. Is that why you’ve been running so slow?

Me: Kinda savage don’t you think?

Sinatra: Not really, your pace has been falling off though.

Me: Thanks for noticing.

Sinatra: It’s hard not to.

Me:😶

Sinatra:😎

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Sinatra got to spend the evening with her goodest best friend Luna. So today, she started the day being a lazy pup. We got out there and did the thing anyway. She said after a nap, her and all her rowdy friends would be ready for some football! Woohoo! WhoDat! Go Pack! Go Bears! Happy football Sunday y’all!!

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Woke up this morning with Mr. Weatherman by Hank Jr. in my head. Wow- he delivered! What a beautiful morning it is! Sinatra was ready to get out there and make sure the neighborhood was ok. Parts of our normal run turned into a bit of a trail run due to the aftermath of the hurricane. Sinatra was a little salty though- she said she was a bigger hurricane than Dorian was. Wow… she’s never claimed to be a humble husky.

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While she waited for me to finish my cup of coffee this morning, she asked me why Eden had to go back to school tomorrow. I said so she could learn all the stuff she could so she could be super smart. Sinatra said she could teach Eden all the stuffs. I said I bet you could. Sinatra said the most important things were: 1- Don’t pee where you sleep. 2- Don’t let Monet play with your toys. 3- Don’t eat all your food at once, or you might not get extras cause they’ll think you had enough. 4- Don’t eat your bed, or you won’t have a bed….. I don’t have a bed right now but maybe one day I’ll stop eating my bed. 5- *Very important* Always, always, always, be the bestest girl. She might be on to something…..

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Imagine our surprise when we walk out the door this morning to find about 20 geese in our yard. We froze. She looks up at me. I look down at her. A silent question was asked to which my exuberant response was “No!”. Guys….. I mean it is her yard…. but still. Somehow, no geese were harmed in the exit. She did ask if we could collect the treats they left….

Me: No, let’s get going!

Sinatra: Ah man. Why are all the goosers in my yard?

Me: I don’t know, maybe we have good grass.

Sinatra: That’s gross.

Me: Really, says the pup who eats their poo.

Sinatra: It sounds gross when say it like that….

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Sinatra: Does Bama play today?

Me: Yep!

Sinatra: Are they gonna win?

Me: They better.

Sinatra: What if they don’t?

Me: Then Saban might take the players puppies away.

Sinatra: No way- really?!

Me: He might.

Sinatra: Would he take me away?

Me: I don’t think so- you’re too sweet.

Sinatra: What if he did?

Me: I’d call Chuck Norris.

Sinatra: Why?

Me: Cause he’s the only one who can stop Saban!

Sinatra: Well I hope you have him on speed dial.

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Sinatra: Hey- how come it took you so long to get new running shoes.

Me: Cause I really liked my old ones a lot.

Sinatra: Oh. Well you’ve been complaining a lot about back pains, leg pains and stuff.

Me: Shhhh, it’s all good.

Sinatra: Do you feel better?

Me: Yes I do furface.

Sinatra: When do I get shoes?

Me: You would just eat them.

Sinatra: Yeah, I totally would.

Me: So maybe we don’t then.

Sinatra: Maybe I would only eat one though.

Me: That’s no good either.

Sinatra: Well how many should I eat then?

Me: None. No eating shoes.

Sinatra: You make it no fun to wear shoes. I don’t think I want them.

Me: Good choice.

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